kanyewesticle:

do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you

(Source: kanyewesticle, via fake-mermaid)

legfruit:

*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

(via mother-i-have-lost-my-way)

hatfullofwhy:

For Lent I’m just giving up in general 

(Source: geogonpal, via fake-mermaid)

icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

(via mother-i-have-lost-my-way)

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich wh*re! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

(via enigmanova)